Plus: Snooki gets a stripper pole and Sammi and Ronnie's drama reaches a boiling point.
By Jim Cantiello
Deena Nicole on Thursday's episode of "Jersey Shore"
Photo: MTV
Grenade whistles, tossed clothing and tossed ... other things — watch the embedded video to catch my five favorite moments from this week's "Jersey Shore"!
5. Grenade Whistle
This season, the cast has a new tactic for weeding out the less-than-desirable women they invite back to the house: the grenade whistle. Well, I can play that game too. Check out my "Hey, 'Jersey Shore' Guys, You're Not So Hot Yourselves So Who Are You to Judge People's Looks?" whistle.
4. Striptease
When Snooki buys a stripper pole during her sex-shop visit with Vinny, she asks the cashier, "Wait, is it going to say 'stripper pole' on my credit-card statement? Because my dad will freak."
Don't worry, Snooki. Your dad will have no idea you bought a stripper pole, unless he's one of the 8.9 million record-breaking viewers who make "Jersey Shore" MTV's #1 series ever. Furthermore, why is your dad still paying your credit-card bill? You make six figures!!!
3. Ronnie's Sweet Nothings
In the midst of yet another fight with Sammi, Ronnie gave viewers a sneak peek at his new greeting-card line with his expletive-laced tirade against his on/off girlfriend. "I hope when I wake up you've written me a f---ing book of apologies!" he screamed. "Yeah, go on. Keep crying. Your f---ing tears mean f---ing di-- to me."
Ronnie cards: Perfect for when "I love you" really means "I want to f---ing choke you."
2. Punch Drunk Love
Here's a quick recap of all the Sammi/Ronnie drama. They fought, Ronnie cried, Ronnie talked to JWoww, Sammi ate some pizza, Ronnie cried some more, Ronnie threw Sammi's clothes everywhere, more tears, Sammi found out that Ronnie and JWoww were friends, and blah blah blah.
We'll leave out the very intense ending, because this is just a silly recap. How about we watch Winston the cat eating mashed potatoes off his owner's finger instead, shall we?
1. Deena Did What?!
When the boys went to the barber shop, they found out that Deena has ... interesting tastes when it comes to bed stuff. Well, just watch her heavily bleeped description to Pauly in the video if you really want to know.
What was your favorite moment in this week's "Jersey Shore"? Let us know in the comments!
Don't miss "Jersey Shore," airing Thursday nights at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.
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